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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on February 02, 2013, 02:59:33 PM

Title: Lost Wallet.
Post by: Hognutz on February 02, 2013, 02:59:33 PM



A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy..

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."



Title: Re: Lost Wallet.
Post by: JVA54 on February 02, 2013, 03:21:55 PM

    :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Lost Wallet.
Post by: longspur on February 02, 2013, 03:32:03 PM
you got that right :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Lost Wallet.
Post by: ctwny1 on February 02, 2013, 03:50:36 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Lost Wallet.
Post by: coyotetrpr on February 02, 2013, 11:19:07 PM
He is a piece of sh":. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Lost Wallet.
Post by: paintbrush on February 03, 2013, 06:42:47 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:   GOOD ONE!
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