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Title: THE COYOTE
Post by: Sherrell on January 17, 2013, 11:50:32 PM
THE COYOTE
California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

    A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

    1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    2.  He calls  animal control .  Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

    3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the  dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

    6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

    7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

    8.  The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re:  the nature of coyotes.

    9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.


TEXAS:

    The Governor of  Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps  jogging. The Governor has spent $1 on a .380  hollow point cartridge.

    2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and  Texas is not.







Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: tomstopper on January 17, 2013, 11:53:47 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Sounds like how NY is becoming with all the Libs around here.....
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: yukonhunter on January 18, 2013, 01:34:15 AM
Oh ny is already that bad, trust me
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: stone road turkey calls on January 18, 2013, 05:01:41 AM
 :icon_thumright: :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: redarrow on January 18, 2013, 10:52:34 AM
Michigan ain't getting any better.
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on January 18, 2013, 11:06:17 AM
Yep! True Dat...  :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: 5bites on January 18, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Title: Re: THE COYOTE
Post by: GSLAM95 on January 18, 2013, 02:00:01 PM
Am I the only one that finds this truly brief synopsis of what we have going on in our government not funny?
I live in Illinois where government corruption has soared over the years to where we are most likely deeper in the pit than even California. 
It saddens me to see the path our once strong Nation has been led.  Our leaders have desecrated this country entirely too long!  Sorry, I know that this thread was started out as a joke but in reality there is a lot of truth to it and it's just not funny to me anymore... >:(