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Title: Snow Removal
Post by: redarrow on January 17, 2013, 03:28:55 PM


    On a bitterly cold winter's morning, a husband and wife in Minneapolis were listening to the radio during breakfast.

    They heard the announcer say:

    "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

    You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so Snowplows can get through conveniently".

    So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said:

    "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

    You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

    The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says:

    "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

    You must park..." THEN THE POWER WENT OFF....


    The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,

    "I don't know what to do, which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

    Then,

    with all the love and understanding the husband replied,

    "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time!!"


Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: Hognutz on January 17, 2013, 04:17:38 PM
Uff Da, Red.. I think she was a blonde Minnesotan.. Aina hey??   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: redarrow on January 17, 2013, 04:19:34 PM
Would that make her a fine Finn ?
Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: Hognutz on January 17, 2013, 04:25:29 PM
It could.. That's the closest thing to a fish's azz.         A Finn..  ;D
Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: tomstopper on January 17, 2013, 07:17:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: mnturkey on January 18, 2013, 09:00:23 AM
Quote from: Hognutz on January 17, 2013, 04:17:38 PM
Uff Da, Red.. I think she was a blonde Minnesotan.. Aina hey??   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
I have seen the blondes here and they are worth it.
Title: Re: Snow Removal
Post by: JVA54 on January 18, 2013, 10:57:26 AM

      :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Snow Removal
Post by: Turkeykiller12 on January 18, 2013, 11:00:57 AM
Poor woman.


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