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Title: Obama and the "Red" phone
Post by: Sherrell on January 17, 2013, 10:02:52 AM
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.



While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil

tells them it is for calling back to Earth.



Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the

devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a

check.



Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is

finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she

writes him a check.



Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.



When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to

call the USA so cheaply.  The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over,

the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

Title: Re: Obama on the 'Red" phone
Post by: tomstopper on January 17, 2013, 10:06:02 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Nice.......
Title: Obama and the "Red" phone
Post by: Dbrnmllr on January 17, 2013, 07:23:18 PM
Old joke....... Still funny.
Title: Re: Obama and the "Red" phone
Post by: coyotetrpr on January 17, 2013, 07:26:33 PM
May be old but I loved it. Thanks. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Obama and the "Red" phone
Post by: lmbhngr on January 17, 2013, 08:23:52 PM
 :z-winnersmiley: :z-winnersmiley: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Obama and the "Red" phone
Post by: boomer on January 17, 2013, 08:33:07 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: