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Title: Randomly funny
Post by: jblackburn on January 17, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
I saw this on my facebook, it is ridiculously funny! 

Read the product reviews, some people have way too much time on their hands!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: 5bites on January 17, 2013, 09:44:57 AM
Lol WOW! This caused one of those awkward moments at work when your laughing and nobody knows why and you hope they don't think you're crazy.
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: mnturkey on January 17, 2013, 02:46:27 PM
The reviews are pretty funny, especially the one about incorporating the thing inot lovemaking.
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: Hognutz on January 17, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
Nice!!!! The one guy said that it worked much better after he realized that you had to peel the banana, first..Yikes   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: Deputy 14 on January 17, 2013, 05:19:29 PM
 :TooFunny:  Nice.
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: BOFF on January 17, 2013, 05:32:11 PM
"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. "


:TooFunny: :TooFunny:


God Bless,
David B.
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: jblackburn on January 17, 2013, 05:33:48 PM
This one made me laugh so hard that my coworkers came to check on me!

"Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord"

:TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: SinGin on January 17, 2013, 05:55:02 PM
I know what the wifey is getting for valentines day this year.
Title: Re: Randomly funny
Post by: tomstopper on January 17, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:,