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Title: Your Honor.
Post by: Hognutz on January 16, 2013, 06:56:07 PM
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman..

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense.
"Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly."

Title: Re: Your Honor.
Post by: captin_hook on January 16, 2013, 06:57:18 PM
 :TooFunny: Blahahahaha
Title: Re: Your Honor.
Post by: GSLAM95 on January 16, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
lmao  :toothy12:
Title: Re: Your Honor.
Post by: chatterbox on January 16, 2013, 08:43:10 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Your Honor.
Post by: tomstopper on January 16, 2013, 08:47:03 PM
Nice.....  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: