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Title: Just Married.
Post by: redarrow on January 07, 2013, 07:07:10 PM
 

        Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

        One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

        His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. 'Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.'

        Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

        She says, 'Darling, what's wrong?'

        'There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.'

        'Ex-wife!' she screams, 'I didn't know you were married before!'

        'I wasn't........................'
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: JVA54 on January 07, 2013, 07:17:40 PM

     :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: lmbhngr on January 07, 2013, 09:58:00 PM
 :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on January 07, 2013, 10:23:31 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on January 08, 2013, 12:33:03 AM
 :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: TnTurk on January 08, 2013, 02:27:44 AM
Oh Yea!!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: longspur on January 08, 2013, 05:12:14 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: tomstopper on January 08, 2013, 10:00:45 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on January 08, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
Another good one Red!  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: turkey_slayer on January 08, 2013, 07:28:36 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: VAHUNTER on January 08, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: surehuntsalot on January 08, 2013, 10:05:02 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Old Gobbler on January 08, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
 ;D
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Post by: 30_06 on January 08, 2013, 10:32:32 PM
 ;D Wife didn't think it was too funny though!
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on January 09, 2013, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: 30_06 on January 08, 2013, 10:32:32 PM
;D Wife didn't think it was too funny though!
;D :toothy12: :TooFunny: :lol:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: M,Yingling on January 09, 2013, 08:49:15 PM
Thats a good one  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: Gooserbat on January 10, 2013, 01:58:42 PM
 :toothy9: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: lonnie sneed jr. on January 10, 2013, 03:29:26 PM
He needs to go ahead and get the first one out of the way.  :TrainWreck1:


  :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: Just Married.
Post by: spur collector on January 11, 2013, 01:43:38 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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