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Title: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: Hognutz on October 10, 2012, 04:20:33 PM
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."



(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)

Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 10, 2012, 04:25:24 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: Eric Gregg on October 10, 2012, 05:24:12 PM
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Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: thundrchikin on October 10, 2012, 05:33:24 PM
That one got me!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: tomstopper on October 10, 2012, 07:30:47 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: very good
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on October 10, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny: good one!
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: vaturkey on October 10, 2012, 08:21:38 PM

Now that's a good one Mike !   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: BigGobbler on October 11, 2012, 10:06:42 AM
You just can't go or do anything nowadays without hearing about gays. I find it very offensive hearing about them,Keep this sight clean.LOL
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 11, 2012, 05:16:20 PM
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Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: Gooserbat on October 20, 2012, 02:08:06 PM
Good one!
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: captin_hook on October 20, 2012, 02:46:59 PM
Nice! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: surehuntsalot on October 27, 2012, 07:07:15 PM
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got me too
Title: Re: The Gay Cowboy.
Post by: turkey slayer on October 31, 2012, 12:15:26 PM
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