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Title: $50 Lesson.
Post by: redarrow on August 19, 2012, 01:47:51 PM


The $50 Lesson
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During
our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her
parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were
President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give
food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told
her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my
hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where
the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her
parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
Title: Re: $50 Lesson.
Post by: vaturkey on August 19, 2012, 03:18:55 PM


Good one Red !    :icon_thumright:
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Post by: Hognutz on August 19, 2012, 05:11:54 PM
Nice!!
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Post by: hookedspur on August 19, 2012, 05:21:32 PM
 :icon_thumright:
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Post by: tomstopper on August 19, 2012, 06:04:01 PM
Very Nice.....
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Post by: strutnva on August 19, 2012, 07:02:33 PM
I hear ya
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Post by: longspur on August 19, 2012, 08:09:46 PM
but, but, but he's not able. too much cheap wine.
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Post by: mudmasher on August 19, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
Heard that!
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Post by: TnTurk on August 19, 2012, 08:55:43 PM
That's right.   :thanks: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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Post by: captin_hook on August 19, 2012, 09:05:17 PM
Haha, sweet. :icon_thumright:
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Post by: redrivergar on August 19, 2012, 11:27:44 PM
Truly awesome! You sir are a winner.


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Title: Re: $50 Lesson.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on August 20, 2012, 05:15:28 AM
 :icon_thumright:
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Post by: dirt road ninja on August 20, 2012, 09:20:57 AM
That's right.
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Post by: Eric Gregg on August 20, 2012, 12:52:26 PM
Amen brother  :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Title: Re: $50 Lesson.
Post by: gotcha on August 21, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
There is usually a blue heeler riding shotgun with him.Love the 67-72 chevys!Wonder how many imports with graphics and led lights and motorcycle exaust he embarrases?
Title: Re: $50 Lesson.
Post by: redarrow on August 21, 2012, 05:24:05 PM
HUH ?