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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Sherrell on August 07, 2012, 07:13:47 PM

Title: Tax return
Post by: Sherrell on August 07, 2012, 07:13:47 PM
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: savduck on August 07, 2012, 07:17:00 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Keep em coming.
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: slamman on August 07, 2012, 07:25:43 PM
 :icon_thumright:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: Old Gobbler on August 07, 2012, 07:40:06 PM
So true  :newmascot:
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: Hognutz on August 07, 2012, 10:01:45 PM
Nice!!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: hookedspur on August 07, 2012, 10:34:13 PM
Yep . That bout covers it .
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: captin_hook on August 08, 2012, 07:06:14 AM
 :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: tomstopper on August 08, 2012, 07:55:01 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: But the sad part is that it happens every week right out of our checks.
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: stinkpickle on August 08, 2012, 10:27:46 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: turkey slayer on August 08, 2012, 11:17:00 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Tax return
Post by: Tail Feathers on August 08, 2012, 10:00:19 PM
Obama is gonna simplify the tax return.

Two parts.

1.  How much did you make?

2.  Send it to us.

:P
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