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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Sherrell on July 25, 2012, 07:07:26 AM

Title: Disinheritance
Post by: Sherrell on July 25, 2012, 07:07:26 AM




A guy was telling his buddy, you won't believe what happened last night.......
My daughter walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it."

Holy crap replied the friend, she actually said that?

Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said..........

"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's reelection."

Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: savduck on July 25, 2012, 07:14:49 AM
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Post by: tomstopper on July 25, 2012, 07:46:48 AM
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Post by: captin_hook on July 25, 2012, 08:52:03 AM
Blahahahahahaaaaaa. :D
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Post by: Eric Gregg on July 25, 2012, 09:26:46 AM
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 25, 2012, 11:14:42 AM
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Post by: Hognutz on July 25, 2012, 11:22:50 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: Turkey Trot on July 25, 2012, 01:44:01 PM
That announcement would be almost as bad as the one Ann Dunham made to her parents, "This is Barrack Hussein Obama, he is a communist from Kenya, he got me pregnant, and is going to be your son in law."
Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: turkey slayer on July 25, 2012, 02:29:45 PM
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Post by: longspur on July 25, 2012, 02:31:49 PM
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Post by: coyotetrpr on July 25, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
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Post by: Limbstrutter on July 25, 2012, 10:39:48 PM
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Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: albrubacker on July 26, 2012, 03:56:44 PM
 :TooFunny: You guys are to much!
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Post by: Ruger M77 on July 26, 2012, 06:50:28 PM
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Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: nctrkyhntr on July 27, 2012, 07:20:19 AM
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Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: tomstopper on July 27, 2012, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Turkey Trot on July 25, 2012, 01:44:01 PM
That announcement would be almost as bad as the one Ann Dunham made to her parents, "This is Barrack Hussein Obama, he is a communist from Kenya, he got me pregnant, and is going to be your son in law."
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: Nice...
Title: Re: Disinheritance
Post by: surehuntsalot on July 30, 2012, 09:57:39 PM
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thanks,I just spit coffee all over my keyboard
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