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Title: Vaseline.
Post by: Hognutz on July 24, 2012, 04:58:16 PM
Vaseline

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and

was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it

on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most

people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far,

can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"



The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob

and it keeps the kids out."









Title: Re: Vaseline.
Post by: shadetree callers on July 24, 2012, 05:00:11 PM
Thats funny stuff right there !!
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Post by: barry on July 24, 2012, 05:02:36 PM
Good one!
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Post by: GSLAM95 on July 24, 2012, 06:56:54 PM
 :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
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Post by: turkey slayer on July 24, 2012, 09:20:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Fatbeard on July 24, 2012, 10:00:36 PM
That's a good one
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Post by: flintlock on July 24, 2012, 10:35:42 PM
I could have saved a bundle on Disney movies when the kids were little if you'd have told me sooner!!!!  LOL!!!!!!
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Post by: SumToy on July 24, 2012, 11:03:23 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: TnTurk on July 24, 2012, 11:09:21 PM
Quote from: flintlock on July 24, 2012, 10:35:42 PM
I could have saved a bundle on Disney movies when the kids were little if you'd have told me sooner!!!!  LOL!!!!!!

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: captin_hook on July 25, 2012, 02:06:25 AM
Blahahahahahaaaaaa.. :icon_thumright:
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Post by: tomstopper on July 25, 2012, 07:54:57 AM
Did not see that coming. Great joke..  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: albrubacker on July 26, 2012, 04:00:15 PM
Good one!
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Post by: redrivergar on July 26, 2012, 10:37:26 PM
Thanks, I needed that!
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on July 27, 2012, 07:18:14 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: M Sharpe on July 27, 2012, 09:21:42 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: mikejd on July 31, 2012, 08:57:34 PM
 :TooFunny:That was great.
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on August 01, 2012, 05:30:22 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on August 01, 2012, 05:55:28 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Vaseline.
Post by: surehuntsalot on August 02, 2012, 03:24:29 PM
going to have to remember that one