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Look Mom, no hands
"Unfortunately, Jimbo's PTSD flashbacks are sporadic and often unavoidable. Sometimes even the slightest resemblance of an automotive creeper sends him right back to the time he spent four days trapped under an El Camino. It was only supposed to be a routine oil change..."
"I told ya to follow that gal in the mini skirt!" :drool:
Random drug test reason #278!
This is what happens when turkey season is over.
I'm on top of the world!!!!!
"Redneck Ala Cart"
Mom will never find that ridlin. YEE HAAAAA
Meth...the other white treat......
Reason #8 my wife wont take me shopping with her anymore. :help:
When the cashier looks under the cart I'm gonna say, "BOO!"
"Scan this"
That's the problem with Sam's Club, I only needed a midget!
"They see me rollin'....they hatin'...."
I hope I don't go to jail over this!
which way did he go ,which way did he go george.lolol
WHO'S GOT THE REMOTE!!!!!
Quote from: stinkpickle on June 22, 2012, 11:13:19 AM
"They see me rollin'....they hatin'...."
:TooFunny: now that song is stuck in my head
Low Rider Walmart style...
Hold my beer and watch this . . .
Wall...Martians...... Start You're Engines!
Angel flying too close to the ground...
"Uhhh,...yes, officer,...he's my good-for-nuthin' husband,...he fell flat on his face in aisle nine a couple of hours ago. I thought it was just one of his dizzy spells. ...Figured I might as well finish my shopping.... Went back to get him a few minutes ago and he seems to be a bit stiff.... Wouldn't fit in the basket,...so there he is.... I think he'll be alright once I get him home.... ....No sir, we have not had any marital problems,....Why do you ask?...."
Quote from: timb on June 22, 2012, 03:58:02 PM
which way did he go ,which way did he go george.lolol
which way did
SHE go ,which way did
SHE go george.lolol ;D
trying to catch me ridin dirty