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Title: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: redarrow on June 10, 2012, 01:11:22 PM


        We are all familiar with  a
       
        Herd of cows,
       
        A School of fish
       
       Flock of chickens

       And a Gaggle of geese.

       However, less widely known is:

       

        A Pride of lions,

        A Murder of crows
       
        (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
       
        An Exaltation of  doves

        And, presumably because they look so wise:
       
        A Parliament of owls.

        Now consider a group of Baboons.

        Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most

        obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least

        intelligent of all primates.

        And what is the proper collective noun for a

        group of baboons?

        Believe it or not... A Congress!

        (Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)
       
        A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

        That pretty much explains the things that

        come out of Washington ! You just can't

        make this stuff up. (Like they do in Congress).

         

         

         


Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: moonman on June 10, 2012, 01:42:27 PM
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Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on June 10, 2012, 04:13:22 PM
 :lol: ;D
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: DUCKDIGGLER on June 10, 2012, 05:52:15 PM
 :agreed:Spot-On!
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: albrubacker on June 10, 2012, 06:29:53 PM
 :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: tomstopper on June 10, 2012, 07:45:21 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: dcar_roll on June 10, 2012, 07:52:41 PM
Priceless :TooFunny:
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Post by: Hognutz on June 10, 2012, 10:24:59 PM
Nice!! ;D
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on June 11, 2012, 08:14:37 AM
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Post by: turkey slayer on June 12, 2012, 10:05:26 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: chatterbox on June 14, 2012, 03:46:29 PM
That's the most accurate thing I have read today! :icon_thumright:
Thanks for posting, red!
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: Sherrell on June 15, 2012, 01:24:18 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Anthropomorphic Nouns.
Post by: 4nwtf on June 17, 2012, 09:47:18 PM
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