Been running calls all morning, driving my poor wife crazy. This is her latest FB post, it made me chuckle.
Due to mental-health reasons, I am DESPERATELY seeking temporary home for one avid turkey hunter. He answers to the name "Bob," is pretty much housebroken, and doesn't cost much to feed. I can deliver him to you by 2:00 today and pick him up any time after April 30. Please help! If I can't find him a home, I'm afraid he will have to be put down.) Please respond if interested (serious inquiries only).
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Da#n turkey hunters. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
on the way home from Nashville my wife was sleeping... once she woke up she told me she was hearing turkeys in her sleep and was sick of hearing them...
thats funny cash
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: She forgot the part, "He walks around frantically repeating to himself, SHOOT THE STRUTTER"
Quote from: shootumindaface on February 27, 2011, 12:18:24 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: She forgot the part, "He walks around frantically repeating to himself, SHOOT THE STRUTTER"
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Quote from: shootumindaface on February 27, 2011, 12:18:24 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: She forgot the part, "He walks around frantically repeating to himself, SHOOT THE STRUTTER"
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:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: I am not going to let my wife see this!!
I would have to print that out and hang somewhere on the wall :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:D :D :D :D :D :fud: :gobble: At least she has a sense of Humor about it :)
I just got a ideal! Start a home for turkey hunters. Wife will pay to get rid of ! :TooFunny:
RUTT ROE
Why is she such a hater? I got my wife praticing on the wingbone. I must admit she sounds more like rooster than a turkey. Hope you get a home with a hot tub and a full beer frig. :z-paddy-smiley113:
CB
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Has he had all his shots ? :TooFunny:
I'll betcha money that he ain't house broken! :emoticon-animal-005:
Quote from: CB on the run on February 27, 2011, 12:35:15 PM
Why is she such a hater? I got my wife praticing on the wingbone.
CB
I bet you do :icon_thumright:
It's just like a drug addiction!!! :z-guntootsmiley:
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So did she get any takers??
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That's freakin' funny. Cracked me right up..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
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:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Sounds familiar.
My wife can relate.
TRKYHTR
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: sounds like my wife!!
Quote from: Flydown on February 27, 2011, 12:16:08 PM
Da#n turkey hunters. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
My wife :agreed:
What a great sense of humor....at least I hope it is humor :) Good luck Bob. You might want to sleep with one eye open.
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I just let my gf read that and she said AMEN :TooFunny:
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I hope she finds you a good home :lol:
Bob, what would Boney do if Jodi started turkey hunting? :o ;)
HC
Quote from: Hardcore on February 27, 2011, 09:26:50 PM
Bob, what would Boney do if Jodi started turkey hunting? :o ;)
HC
Hmmmmm....Good question. :TooFunny:
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ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! :turkey2: :character0029: :happy0064:
so my wife copied and pasted that to her FB... changed the name, and date.... THANKS..... lol :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley:
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I have one, too. Maybe we could find a place for them together. I don't think there is enough money anywhere to hire someone to care for them until turkey season--things seem to get better when they can actually "get out and go"--if you don't mind the play-by-play when they get back home! Good luck! Mrs. Missed-em