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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: redarrow on April 21, 2012, 05:49:44 PM

Title: Daughters Decision.
Post by: redarrow on April 21, 2012, 05:49:44 PM
My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said "Dad,
cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my
room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, IPhone,
IPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army
or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from
me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to any one that wants it."
   
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...
   
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on
President Obama's re-election campaign.


Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: tomstopper on April 21, 2012, 09:35:18 PM
 :z-winnersmiley: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: Hognutz on April 21, 2012, 10:05:15 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: shootemintheface on April 21, 2012, 10:40:51 PM
 :TrainWreck1:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: Shellwaster on April 22, 2012, 07:49:51 AM
I am so sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: surehuntsalot on April 30, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
oh my :o

:TrainWreck1:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: albrubacker on April 30, 2012, 07:16:10 PM
 :bike2:                :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: Turkey Trot on May 01, 2012, 03:49:03 PM
I know some criminal defense attorneys.  ;D
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: FANMAN on May 01, 2012, 04:45:18 PM
Good by Sis,as far as that inheritance goes....I'm not voting for him Pops.
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: wangchung0121 on May 02, 2012, 01:12:03 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Daughters Decision.
Post by: lightsoutcalls on May 02, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
Oh, I so hope that post was a joke.   :o    The first thing that comes to mind is Fred Sanford.... "This is the big one Lizabeth!  I'm comin' to join ya."
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