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Title: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: Mailman on February 25, 2011, 10:07:14 PM
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist?  What in tarnation is a taxidermist?  Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys, he's one of us."
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: hookedspur on February 25, 2011, 10:10:02 PM
 :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: HARDCORE on February 25, 2011, 10:16:47 PM
I can see the truth in that.......I mean the humor.  ;D

HC
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: Flydown on February 25, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on February 25, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
 :TooFunny:   :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: pullit on February 25, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
Hey I know that guy! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: drum817 on February 25, 2011, 10:33:39 PM
 :z-guntootsmiley: :you_rock: :icon_thumright: :toothy12: :groupwave: :TooFunny: ;D
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: HogBiologist on February 25, 2011, 11:03:19 PM
duh, I dont get it.  WHy is that funny?  Dont we all mount animals.  Quiet down in there fluffy......BAAAAAA BAAAAA.
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: joshua on February 26, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: turkey slayer on February 26, 2011, 06:08:45 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: TURKEYWHACKER on February 26, 2011, 06:15:37 AM
Tru dat   :TooFunny: :groupwave:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: chatterbox on February 26, 2011, 06:19:05 AM
I always knew you southern boys were ah, "special"
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: moonman on February 26, 2011, 06:23:49 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: Hognutz on February 26, 2011, 08:06:49 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:That's funny, right there..Mike
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: willy8457 on February 26, 2011, 08:42:01 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Joke (all in fun)
Post by: PANYHunter on February 26, 2011, 09:32:09 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :thanks: