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Title: Getting Old Is Not All that It's Cracked Up To Be..
Post by: Hognutz on April 03, 2012, 10:52:15 AM

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

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Post by: Nick_The_Tinkerer on April 03, 2012, 11:01:02 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: JVA54 on April 03, 2012, 11:57:51 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: Jay on April 03, 2012, 12:22:13 PM

:TooFunny:

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Post by: redarrow on April 03, 2012, 03:19:25 PM

That sounds familiar. :TooFunny:

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Post by: ctwny1 on April 03, 2012, 04:16:26 PM

The Golden Year??? More like the TIN years.

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Post by: hookedspur on April 03, 2012, 04:19:31 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: Roses are RED ,

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Post by: chatterbox on April 03, 2012, 05:01:30 PM

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Post by: Turkey Havoc on April 04, 2012, 10:35:14 AM

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Post by: remmy1187 on April 04, 2012, 01:45:10 PM

:TooFunny:

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