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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on March 30, 2012, 01:20:23 PM

Title: Snotty Receptionist.
Post by: Hognutz on March 30, 2012, 01:20:23 PM
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!




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Post by: JVA54 on March 30, 2012, 01:31:52 PM

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Post by: Ouachita Mountains on March 30, 2012, 01:34:27 PM
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Post by: chatterbox on March 30, 2012, 01:34:45 PM
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 30, 2012, 04:13:25 PM
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on March 30, 2012, 04:29:27 PM
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Post by: Gooserbat on March 30, 2012, 04:31:45 PM
2 Thumbs Up!
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on March 30, 2012, 05:19:31 PM
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Post by: cannonball on March 30, 2012, 06:54:23 PM
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Post by: sippy cup on March 30, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
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Title: Re: Snotty Receptionist.
Post by: flintlock on March 30, 2012, 07:48:09 PM
I saw her at the grocery the other day!   :newmascot:

:z-guntootsmiley:  LOL!!
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Post by: albrubacker on March 30, 2012, 07:50:26 PM
 :you_rock:  Good one!
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Post by: timberjack86 on March 30, 2012, 08:50:17 PM
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Post by: hookedspur on March 30, 2012, 09:16:31 PM
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Post by: wvnut3 on March 30, 2012, 09:25:58 PM
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Post by: slee on March 30, 2012, 09:40:10 PM
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