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Title: Jim's in trouble
Post by: MouthCaller on March 14, 2012, 08:51:29 PM
For Jim's 20 year wedding anniversary his wife decided to take a walk on the wild side and take her husband to the local gentlemens club. When they arrived the bouncer greeted them at the door "Jim! How's in going bro!" His wife gives him a ugly look and Jim quickly explains how he and the bouncer went to high school together. As they walk in the bartender hollers out "Hey Jim! you want the usual?" Jim once again had damamge control and explained how the bartender was in his bowling league. Everything goes well until Cindy walks by and says "Hey Jim you want to hear the weekly special?" Well Jim's wife furiously drags him out of the place and calls for a cab. They hop in the cab and the cabbie says "Whoa boy Jim you sure picked an ugly one this time!"
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Post by: chatterbox on March 14, 2012, 08:53:02 PM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 14, 2012, 08:57:19 PM
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on March 14, 2012, 09:05:34 PM
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Post by: redarrow on March 14, 2012, 09:14:33 PM
OHH WEE Black eyes all around. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: cannonball on March 14, 2012, 09:30:58 PM
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Post by: Hognutz on March 14, 2012, 10:22:02 PM
Jim's in trouble!!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: sippy cup on March 14, 2012, 10:30:07 PM
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Post by: coyotetrpr on March 14, 2012, 10:36:31 PM
wrong in many ways, but quite comical. :TooFunny:
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on March 15, 2012, 07:37:35 AM
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Post by: mnturkey on March 15, 2012, 09:03:45 AM
Glad my name is not Jim
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Post by: archery1 on March 15, 2012, 09:05:36 AM
can't see jim getting outta this 1
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 15, 2012, 01:47:17 PM
Jim aint gettin any tonight!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: stinkpickle on March 15, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
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Post by: Gooserbat on March 16, 2012, 12:47:02 AM
I wouldn't want to be Jim.
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 16, 2012, 02:28:50 AM
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Post by: Matches on March 16, 2012, 04:28:38 AM
good one :TooFunny:
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Post by: longspur on March 16, 2012, 05:36:02 AM
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on March 16, 2012, 05:46:20 AM
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