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Title: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: Hognutz on March 13, 2012, 10:15:03 PM
Two Norvegians, Sven & Ole, go to collect their Unemployment Checks since they worked together in a Minnesooota Clothing Factory.....and both were laid off at the same time.(Uff Da)

So...dey vent to der Unemployment Office togedder.   Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew DA elastic onto DA ladies cotton panties.  The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.  Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".  The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as skilled.   So the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.   When Ole found this out, he was yus furious!!!! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.   The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."   "Vat skill" ? Yelled Ole. "I sew DA elastic on DA panties. Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah,------------- DIESEL FITTER
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: cannonball on March 13, 2012, 10:41:12 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: nctrkyhntr on March 14, 2012, 08:19:50 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: wangchung0121 on March 14, 2012, 09:51:28 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: archery1 on March 14, 2012, 09:54:10 AM
 :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: JVA54 on March 14, 2012, 10:55:51 AM

     :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 14, 2012, 11:21:49 AM
Now that's funny!  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: Basser69 on March 14, 2012, 12:40:57 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: remmy1187 on March 14, 2012, 01:52:14 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: longspur on March 14, 2012, 02:23:42 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: chatterbox on March 14, 2012, 04:10:21 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: MouthCaller on March 14, 2012, 04:18:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: I will be sharing that one. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sven And Ole. (Humor)
Post by: MS Hntr on March 14, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
Ha!  :TooFunny:
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