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Title: A Dads response
Post by: Basser69 on March 09, 2012, 11:45:22 AM
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: tomstopper on March 09, 2012, 11:59:15 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Very Funny
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: C_W on March 09, 2012, 12:03:59 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: Turkey Trot on March 09, 2012, 12:04:48 PM
Still funny.

BTW, it's easier to find the jokes if the poster will use "Joke:..." or "Humor:..." in the thread title.
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: Hognutz on March 09, 2012, 12:59:14 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Polly want a cracker??
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: nctrkyhntr on March 09, 2012, 01:09:53 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: Gooserbat on March 09, 2012, 01:21:22 PM
 :you_rock:
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 09, 2012, 03:10:58 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 09, 2012, 04:09:25 PM
 :z-winnersmiley:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: savduck on March 09, 2012, 04:18:22 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: Ol'Mossy on March 09, 2012, 05:03:53 PM
LMAO  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on March 09, 2012, 05:45:47 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: M,Yingling on March 09, 2012, 06:04:57 PM
 :lol:  :icon_thumright:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: surehuntsalot on March 09, 2012, 07:08:56 PM
sounds like something my grandfather would have said   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: cannonball on March 09, 2012, 08:23:41 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: TN-Hunter on March 09, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
 :happy0064: :happy0064: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: MS Hntr on March 09, 2012, 10:34:36 PM
Bahahahaha  :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on March 10, 2012, 04:25:24 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Dads response
Post by: flintlock on March 10, 2012, 06:23:30 AM
I laughed so hard!
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