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Title: JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
Post by: Turkey Trot on March 08, 2012, 11:50:49 AM
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers at the expensive shoe store, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofa.......!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
Title: Re: JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 08, 2012, 12:27:06 PM
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Post by: Gooserbat on March 08, 2012, 12:47:32 PM
My sister inlaw is cherokee but if there are blond indians that would be her.
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on March 08, 2012, 12:54:37 PM
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on March 08, 2012, 01:17:29 PM
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Post by: JVA54 on March 08, 2012, 01:22:34 PM

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Post by: Eric Gregg on March 08, 2012, 01:30:04 PM
That sounds like my sister.
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Post by: longspur on March 08, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 08, 2012, 03:02:35 PM
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Post by: mnturkey on March 08, 2012, 03:21:46 PM
I've met one or two in my life
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Post by: Hognutz on March 08, 2012, 04:17:06 PM
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Post by: tomanyturkeycalls on March 08, 2012, 05:03:35 PM
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Post by: chatterbox on March 08, 2012, 05:08:40 PM
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Post by: Basser69 on March 08, 2012, 05:09:03 PM
Thats is my 19 year old daughter!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Ruger M77 on March 08, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
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Post by: mossy835 on March 08, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
Now that is funny it is going to a friend of mine whose wife is blond and he loves blond jokes.

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Post by: cannonball on March 08, 2012, 07:17:56 PM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 08, 2012, 10:28:48 PM
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my wife is blonde and she loves swamp people
Title: Re: JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
Post by: handcannon on March 09, 2012, 06:02:06 AM
Looks like my wife is gonna get thrown another one at her.
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