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Title: Financial Planning
Post by: Hognutz on March 07, 2012, 10:28:38 AM
                   

       FW:  Financial Planning
                   

                         

                        Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

                        When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

                        One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

                        "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".

                        Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

                        Women are so much better at financial planning than men. 
                                 
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: redarrow on March 07, 2012, 10:33:42 AM
OUCH!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: JVA54 on March 07, 2012, 11:09:04 AM

       :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: Sherrell on March 07, 2012, 11:26:12 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: longspur on March 07, 2012, 11:34:44 AM
 :TooFunny: ain't it the truth  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: mnturkey on March 07, 2012, 02:44:49 PM
Thats pretty good
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: Basser69 on March 07, 2012, 02:49:56 PM
That will leave a mark... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: FullChoke on March 07, 2012, 03:01:30 PM
  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :toothy12:


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...and her name was Anna Nicole!
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: chatterbox on March 07, 2012, 03:55:57 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: coyotetrpr on March 07, 2012, 10:59:55 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: mossy835 on March 07, 2012, 11:40:35 PM
Never underestimate the power of a woman when money is involved.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Financial Planning
Post by: flintlock on March 08, 2012, 12:47:06 PM
LOL!!!!  WINNER of the day!
Wess
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