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Title: Crowded bus
Post by: Sherrell on March 03, 2012, 07:56:49 PM

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time,
attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzipa little more and again was unable to
make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist andplaced her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."

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Post by: redarrow on March 03, 2012, 08:11:57 PM

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Post by: remmy1187 on March 03, 2012, 08:42:09 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: BOFF on March 03, 2012, 08:56:46 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

God Bless,
David B.

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Post by: wkyhunter on March 03, 2012, 09:01:08 PM

Ain't it the TRUTH!!!!!!!!! :z-guntootsmiley:

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Post by: cannonball on March 03, 2012, 11:07:25 PM

:toothy12:

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Post by: FttFttVroom! on March 03, 2012, 11:10:32 PM

That's a goodun!

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Post by: twinters on March 03, 2012, 11:10:59 PM

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Post by: longspur on March 04, 2012, 02:12:31 AM

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Post by: Passintime on March 04, 2012, 08:05:31 AM

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Post by: jlwoody on March 04, 2012, 08:12:32 AM

:TooFunny:

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Post by: archery1 on March 04, 2012, 08:26:41 AM

:you_rock:
:icon_thumright:

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Post by: Basser69 on March 04, 2012, 01:49:24 PM

I just spewed my deer chili all over the place! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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Post by: jjenkins on March 04, 2012, 04:33:32 PM

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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 04, 2012, 07:38:16 PM

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Post by: JVA54 on March 05, 2012, 10:08:21 AM

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Post by: Hognutz on March 05, 2012, 10:44:00 AM

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