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Title: A post turtle
Post by: Sherrell on February 26, 2012, 10:19:16 AM

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH  TO LIFE.



While suturing  a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.   

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. 

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. 
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a%% put him up there to begin with.'
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: coyotetrpr on February 26, 2012, 10:22:54 AM
 :z-winnersmiley: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: Crappiepro on February 26, 2012, 10:26:42 AM
 :happy0064:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: cannonball on February 26, 2012, 10:31:40 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: deadhead870 on February 26, 2012, 10:35:38 AM
 :z-guntootsmiley: :happy0064: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: longspur on February 26, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: deadhead on February 26, 2012, 11:35:10 AM
Come on november :OGani:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: runngun on February 26, 2012, 12:10:45 PM
Hopefully come the elections we will get to knock him off that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: ghillie on February 26, 2012, 12:30:00 PM
I like it!!!     :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: mossy835 on February 26, 2012, 12:35:07 PM
Never truer words in Obama's case! Come on 2012
Title: Re: A post turtle
Post by: Hognutz on February 26, 2012, 12:42:17 PM
Obama is the poster child of all fence turtles.. :agreed: