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Title: I post this right before season every year
Post by: Sherrell on February 26, 2012, 10:05:33 AM
A game warden was driving down the road when he came

 upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and

 asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

 The boy replied, "What turkey?"

 The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying

 under your arm."

 The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a

 turkey done roosted under my arm!"

 The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey

 season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to

 you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his

 wing, I'll break your arm.

 Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are

you gonna do with him?"

 The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his @%%

 and let him go!

Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: savduck on February 26, 2012, 10:08:08 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: Hognutz on February 26, 2012, 10:11:54 AM
I like that every time I read it.. Keep it coming, Sherrell.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: deadhead870 on February 26, 2012, 10:14:36 AM
 :TooFunny:Boy,thats a good one!!!!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: M,Yingling on February 26, 2012, 10:16:53 AM
 :lol:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: coyotetrpr on February 26, 2012, 10:29:17 AM
Priceless.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: longspur on February 26, 2012, 10:47:54 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: cannonball on February 26, 2012, 11:01:21 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on February 26, 2012, 11:04:00 AM
 :gobble:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: stuball on February 26, 2012, 11:08:18 AM
Thats good!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: deadhead on February 26, 2012, 11:31:28 AM
It's a classic. ;D
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: turkey slayer on February 26, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
Quote from: deadhead on February 26, 2012, 11:31:28 AM
It's a classic. ;D
:agreed: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 26, 2012, 05:49:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: gooblnfever on February 26, 2012, 07:59:17 PM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: socalturkeyman on February 26, 2012, 08:21:30 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: CallMaker on February 26, 2012, 10:39:32 PM
That's so funny !  Thanks for posting this . It made my day!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 27, 2012, 05:27:44 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: BigJim on February 27, 2012, 08:47:52 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: JVA54 on February 27, 2012, 12:10:17 PM


     :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I post this right before season every year
Post by: Johnny Dingo in SC on February 28, 2012, 02:49:46 PM
Gotta love a joke like that one!