A game warden was driving down the road when he came
upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and
asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a
turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey
season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to
you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his
wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are
you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his @%%
and let him go!
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I like that every time I read it.. Keep it coming, Sherrell.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
:TooFunny:Boy,thats a good one!!!!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Priceless. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
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Thats good!! :TooFunny:
It's a classic. ;D
Quote from: deadhead on February 26, 2012, 11:31:28 AM
It's a classic. ;D
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That's so funny ! Thanks for posting this . It made my day! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Gotta love a joke like that one!