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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Turkey Trot on February 24, 2012, 06:00:18 PM

Title: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: Turkey Trot on February 24, 2012, 06:00:18 PM
The man called police at 0700 when he found that his wife did not come home from the night out with the girls. He had checked with her friends and learned that she left them at the club around 11PM to return home. She never made it.

The cops took the response and questioned the man saying that they would file a missing person report and that detectives would most likely be in touch. A few days went by and the detectives came by asking some additional questions, but the guy was as straight as an arrow and did not smell like he had anything to do with the disappearance.

A week went by and they returned to explain that the car belonging to the wife had been found 1000 miles away and there was a little blood on the front seat. They suggested that he prepare for the worst.

So he drove down to the Salvation Army and got her clothes back.
Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: deadhead on February 24, 2012, 06:05:03 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: remmy1187 on February 24, 2012, 07:27:11 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: Cleburne on February 24, 2012, 07:33:05 PM
Funny.
Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: cannonball on February 24, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: acsoa12 on February 24, 2012, 07:41:06 PM
Lmbo!!!
Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: Hognutz on February 24, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: turkey slayer on February 25, 2012, 10:26:07 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: longspur on February 25, 2012, 10:28:15 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: Doubletap on February 26, 2012, 05:17:20 PM
That is wrong in so many ways LMBO
Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: jjenkins on February 26, 2012, 05:38:18 PM
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Title: Re: Humor: Missing Wife
Post by: JVA54 on February 26, 2012, 10:53:44 PM
 
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