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Title: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: redarrow on February 20, 2012, 05:08:31 PM


     In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a
large
     German-speaking population.

     ... One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a
man
using
     his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

     The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink
     das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

     Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
     s#*t in it."

     The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning
     for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
     The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: chatterbox on February 20, 2012, 05:10:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: runngun on February 20, 2012, 05:18:24 PM
Oh yeah!!!!!!!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: Hognutz on February 20, 2012, 06:30:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 20, 2012, 07:02:02 PM
THATS GREAT!!!!!!!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: cannonball on February 20, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 20, 2012, 07:44:17 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: JVA54 on February 20, 2012, 07:49:46 PM

       :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: Curtdawg88 on February 20, 2012, 08:54:53 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: flintlock on February 20, 2012, 09:03:21 PM
We should do an OG fishing trip and have YOU and HOGNUTZ telling jokes.  LOL!!!!  You guys are too funny.
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: turkey slayer on February 20, 2012, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: redarrow on February 20, 2012, 05:08:31 PM


     In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a
large
     German-speaking population.

     ... One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a
man
using
     his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

     The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink
     das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

     Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
     s#*t in it."

     The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning
     for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
     The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: remmy1187 on February 21, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
Drink up!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: longspur on February 21, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
 :TooFunny: pitch him a red solo cup  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: bullet355 on February 21, 2012, 10:47:19 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: MizzouOutdoors on February 21, 2012, 10:52:25 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Post by: jblackburn on February 21, 2012, 12:10:06 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:

Here's a mug, drink all ya want!

;D
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