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Title: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: Sherrell on February 20, 2012, 08:44:44 AM
 


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,  begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

'Kin ya swallar?'


        The woman shakes her head no.

        Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
     

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

      His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: eaglea1 on February 20, 2012, 09:01:57 AM
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Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: JVA54 on February 20, 2012, 09:11:53 AM
 
    :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: bird on February 20, 2012, 09:49:59 AM
OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast at the Canadian Honker Restrurant  and the lady at the table next to us started coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!
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Post by: REBELYELL on February 20, 2012, 10:16:27 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: M,Yingling on February 20, 2012, 10:17:23 AM
 :lol:   :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: Basser69 on February 20, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Hognutz on February 20, 2012, 10:54:15 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 20, 2012, 11:39:02 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: mossy835 on February 20, 2012, 01:14:18 PM
 :TooFunny: Best of the year award!  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: Sherrell on February 20, 2012, 02:15:25 PM
Quote from: bird on February 20, 2012, 09:49:59 AM
OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast and the lady at the table next to usstarted coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!
Dang Al...you have me about rolling on the floor! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: turkey slayer on February 20, 2012, 03:41:37 PM
Old one but a good one! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: cannonball on February 20, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 20, 2012, 07:47:51 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 20, 2012, 07:48:55 PM
Quote from: bird on February 20, 2012, 09:49:59 AM
OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast at the Canadian Honker Restrurant  and the lady at the table next to us started coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!

Good Lord, this is funnier yet  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: remmy1187 on February 21, 2012, 09:29:50 AM
 :you_rock: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
Title: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Post by: bullet355 on February 21, 2012, 10:54:06 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: An oldie but a goodie
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