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Title: The Back Pew
Post by: Hognutz on February 06, 2012, 02:21:50 PM
The Back Pew

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After six children this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church and how much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew a little old lady struggled to stand and finally said, in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, "Amen.

Gotta love those old folks.

Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: TnTurk on February 06, 2012, 02:35:35 PM
 :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: redarrow on February 06, 2012, 02:42:10 PM
You cain;t beat Grannies logic. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: kamski1151 on February 06, 2012, 03:42:59 PM
I'd like to hang out with Granny!!!
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: jde on February 06, 2012, 06:21:34 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: BigHooks on February 06, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
That's what I like about good old Granny's they speek the truth......... :TooFunny:
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Post by: Crappiepro on February 06, 2012, 06:36:43 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on February 06, 2012, 06:59:27 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: turkey slayer on February 06, 2012, 07:05:06 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 06, 2012, 09:22:03 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: cannonball on February 06, 2012, 10:02:49 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: flintlock on February 07, 2012, 08:30:24 AM
..........LOL!!!!!!
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Post by: Basser69 on February 07, 2012, 10:09:36 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: headbanger on February 07, 2012, 11:49:31 AM
Granny is my kind of people :you_rock:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: mossy835 on February 07, 2012, 04:20:32 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: Cleburne on February 07, 2012, 05:59:05 PM
Granny is alright in my book.
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: Nick_The_Tinkerer on February 14, 2012, 01:37:12 PM
 :toothy12:
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Post by: TANK on February 15, 2012, 07:55:05 AM
 :you_rock:
Title: Re: The Back Pew
Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 15, 2012, 08:58:16 AM
 :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: