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Title: The Atheist
Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 02, 2012, 07:35:37 PM
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane and he turned to her and asked "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger"

The little girl who had just started to read a book replied
"What do you want to talk about?"

"Oh I don't know" said the atheist, " How about why there is no God, or no heaven or hades or no life after death.", as he smiled smugly

"Ok" she said. " Those could be interesting topics , but let me ask you a question first"
" A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same grass, yet a deer excretes pellets ,while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visible surprised by the girls intelligence , thinks about it and says"I have no idea" , to which the little girl replies " Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God , no heaven or hades or no life after death, when you don't know poop??"

And she went back to reading her book
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: unclerick on February 02, 2012, 07:57:37 PM
 :icon_thumright:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Crappiepro on February 02, 2012, 08:00:06 PM
 :happy0064: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: CASH on February 02, 2012, 08:09:30 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: thundrchikin on February 02, 2012, 08:12:11 PM
 :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: hookedspur on February 02, 2012, 08:22:16 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Gobble! on February 02, 2012, 08:36:00 PM
Awesome  :happy0064:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Ruger M77 on February 02, 2012, 08:37:54 PM
thats great! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: cannonball on February 02, 2012, 08:43:18 PM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: chad fenton on February 02, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
Thats Good
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: turkey slayer on February 02, 2012, 10:03:50 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Hognutz on February 02, 2012, 10:05:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: kamski1151 on February 02, 2012, 10:10:13 PM
I like it!!! :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: teke on February 02, 2012, 10:31:17 PM
amen
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: antnye on February 04, 2012, 05:41:32 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: BigMick on February 04, 2012, 08:07:02 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Woodsman4God on February 04, 2012, 11:50:58 AM
I love that one no matter how many times I hear it
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: timberjack86 on February 04, 2012, 02:01:22 PM
 :happy0064: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 04, 2012, 02:05:56 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: rafsobbob on February 04, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
 :agreed: thats great I will have to remember it

Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Grant Flaming on February 06, 2012, 10:49:25 PM
not getting down on atheists, you can believe whatever you want, but that was pretty darn funny!!!
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: North of 8 on February 07, 2012, 11:27:34 AM
 :TooFunny

ya youbetchya,  :jesus-cross:
Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: lightsoutcalls on February 07, 2012, 11:37:26 AM
Nice!

Title: Re: The Atheist
Post by: Basser69 on February 07, 2012, 11:55:51 AM
 :z-winnersmiley: :TooFunny:
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