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Title: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:11:47 AM
No pressure, but you're overdue for a story!  :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: chatterbox on January 24, 2012, 05:29:00 AM
Quote from: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:11:47 AM
No pressure, but you're overdue for a story!  :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
I second this! :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:47:22 AM
Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond?  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: catdaddy on January 24, 2012, 06:35:39 AM
I have been working on the second half of the Catdaddy Chronicles which is dedicated to fishing adventures. You might enjoy reading the chapter headings

  PERCH JERKERS & STUMP KNOCKERS---FISHING WITH "THE CATDADDY'



Prologue: In search of the "Greater Nicer"



           Chapter 1:  The lake at the end of the Ole Rim Road

           Chapter 2:  Red Bobber down!  Red Bobber Down!

           Chapter 3: Don't Horse him!

           Chapter 4: Well, he bit a 3 cent cricket! He'll make the grease Stink!

           Chapter 5: He's a real Nice un!

           Chapter 6: Sculling into the wind/Trolling motors are for sissies

           Chapter 7: "I love a good bream, and I can not lie!  (apologies to "Sir MixALot")

           Chapter 8: Gasper Goo—It's what's for supper!  Black Drum—The fresh water Red Fish

           Chapter 9: Buffalo Ribs—The "Other White Meat"

           Chapter 10: Grinnel, Carp & Gar—a "Democrats Delight" or "How to be the most popular guy in the hood".

           Chapter 11: Tobacco Juice—Is it really effective??

           Chapter 12: White Bass Fever/Bar Perch & Bandits/Catching "Car Tags"

           Chapter 13: Bait Stealers—How to catch them in the act

           Chapter 14: Effective Ways to Change your Luck—Why another Beer may not always be the best method

           Chapter 15: Meat on the Hook—Why artificial lures are un-natural

           Chapter 16: Soft Jugs & Smelly Wieners—Tips you won't find in Playboy—Fishing the Big Muddy

           Chapter 17:  That is NOT a manly net!  The importance of proper equipment

           Chapter 18: Gar Eradication Tools and Techniques/ 22 rifles are not just for squirrels

           Chapter 19: Grilled Fish and the "Metro Man"/ Why "Cooking with Crisco" is where it's at!

           Chapter 20: Time to Jerk the Hide off.



Epilogue: Tips on Catch & Release (right into the grease)












Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: CASH on January 24, 2012, 06:49:31 AM
 :TooFunny:  Awesome. Love those chapter titles!
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on January 24, 2012, 08:10:10 AM
  funny Stuff!  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: Preacher on January 24, 2012, 08:24:41 AM
We may need a "how-to" chapter on "how to get in the boat with a bad happening.
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: Hognutz on January 24, 2012, 09:04:43 AM
I like it, so far. Those titles certainly have potential for some side splitting adventure. I can't wait, for the book..
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: REBELYELL on January 24, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
Can't wait to read Chapter 10.

:z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: redarrow on January 24, 2012, 11:06:06 AM
You forgot the " Sequatchie River Serenade" Tom.  ;D Sounds like some good reading . Can;t wait. :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: turkey slayer on January 24, 2012, 03:10:31 PM
 :TooFunny: Those are some great chapter titles :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: flintlock on January 24, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
LOL.   A "happenin'" for sure!
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: Old Gobbler on January 24, 2012, 10:00:33 PM
keep them coming !!!  one day I got to hook up with you guys, at least for the cookin'
Title: Re: Dear Catdaddy
Post by: chatterbox on January 25, 2012, 05:40:03 AM
Quote from: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:47:22 AM
Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond?  :TooFunny:
;D