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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on January 03, 2012, 09:16:38 AM

Title: Lady Wants To Buy Cyanide.
Post by: Hognutz on January 03, 2012, 09:16:38 AM
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Title: Re: Lady Wants To Buy Cyanide.
Post by: BOFF on January 03, 2012, 09:48:05 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Thanks for the laugh.
I'm sending that one to a  friend of mine who is a pharmacist.

God Bless,
David B.
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Post by: redarrow on January 03, 2012, 10:35:59 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :TooFunny:
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Post by: CASH on January 03, 2012, 10:51:34 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: GOLD HUNTER on January 03, 2012, 11:37:53 AM
 :o....................  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: longspur on January 03, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
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Post by: Ruger M77 on January 03, 2012, 02:39:17 PM
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Post by: Basser69 on January 03, 2012, 03:32:59 PM
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Post by: GobbleNut on January 03, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
HaaaHahhh!  Another good one!   Where are you getting these from?
:TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: TnTurk on January 03, 2012, 04:21:05 PM
YIKES!!!   :fud:
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Post by: turkey slayer on January 03, 2012, 04:40:29 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Cleburne on January 03, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
Funny.
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Post by: cannonball on January 03, 2012, 09:40:51 PM
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Post by: chatterbox on January 04, 2012, 04:30:20 AM
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Post by: Old Gobbler on January 04, 2012, 07:00:18 AM
Good one  :)
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Post by: paradis1142 on January 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: surehuntsalot on January 04, 2012, 10:40:39 PM
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