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Title: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: Limbstrutter on December 19, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back... He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my tab," he said. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped to his feet and yelled, "Don't touch me, I'm collecting disability!"
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: Eric Gregg on December 19, 2011, 10:33:02 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: CASH on December 20, 2011, 12:34:07 AM
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Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: mossy835 on December 20, 2011, 11:49:43 AM
That should get an award!
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Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: Basser69 on December 20, 2011, 12:33:48 PM
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Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: 4nwtf on December 20, 2011, 02:31:55 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: neal on December 20, 2011, 02:40:16 PM
The funnest one I've seen in some time!!!!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: mightyjoeyoung on December 20, 2011, 04:40:00 PM
Hope you don't mind, but I simply MUST post that up on another hunting forum I moderate for!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: Gus_13 on December 20, 2011, 05:19:33 PM
Hilarious!!!  :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: Limbstrutter on December 20, 2011, 05:50:10 PM
Quote from: mightyjoeyoung on December 20, 2011, 04:40:00 PM
Hope you don't mind, but I simply MUST post that up on another hunting forum I moderate for!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Not at all .  :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: turkey slayer on December 20, 2011, 05:53:51 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Thought you all would like this .
Post by: longspur on December 20, 2011, 10:46:41 PM
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