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Title: Christmas Shopping
Post by: hookedspur on December 17, 2011, 09:01:26 AM
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.
Title: Re: Christmas Shopping
Post by: scoot12 on December 17, 2011, 11:37:32 AM
Great one hookspur :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: neal on December 17, 2011, 12:15:12 PM
Priceless! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Christmas Shopping
Post by: Hognutz on December 17, 2011, 03:01:54 PM
Nice one..That's stinkin' funny, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: mossy835 on December 17, 2011, 04:09:09 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: And he now walks on crutches.
Title: Re: Christmas Shopping
Post by: handcannon on December 17, 2011, 05:00:36 PM
That's a goodun!
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Post by: Flydown on December 17, 2011, 05:08:08 PM
 :TooFunny:  that's great!!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas Shopping
Post by: chatterbox on December 17, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: M,Yingling on December 17, 2011, 10:10:05 PM
 :lol:   :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Christmas Shopping
Post by: Old Gobbler on December 17, 2011, 10:28:18 PM
 :)