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Title: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: Stoner on December 15, 2011, 03:15:54 PM
Good story of a getting beaten up by his ex-girlfriend with deer antlers. Cannot help but laugh at these stories. The cops see it all.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-zephyrhills-woman-jabbed-ex-with-antlers/1206265

Story reminded me of a story when I was practicing law. I represented the husband in a divorce case. The wife when she got ticked at him would pull off his prosthetic leg and beat him with it. During the trial when I was putting on the evidence why the marriage was irretrievably broken and the husband was describing how his leg was being pulled off and hit over the head with it. Poor Judge could not keep a straight face.

Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: Eric Gregg on December 15, 2011, 10:20:40 PM
Quote from: Stoner on December 15, 2011, 03:15:54 PM
Good story of a getting beaten up by his ex-girlfriend with deer antlers. Cannot help but laugh at these stories. The cops see it all.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-zephyrhills-woman-jabbed-ex-with-antlers/1206265

Story reminded me of a story when I was practicing law. I represented the husband in a divorce case. The wife when she got ticked at him would pull off his prosthetic leg and beat him with it. During the trial when I was putting on the evidence why the marriage was irretrievably broken and the husband was describing how his leg was being pulled off and hit over the head with it. Poor Judge could not keep a straight face.


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Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: redarrow on December 15, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
For some reason the word horney comes to mind.
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: Eric Gregg on December 15, 2011, 10:39:12 PM
Quote from: redarrow on December 15, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
For some reason the word horney comes to mind.

If that is the case then love hurts....
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: handcannon on December 15, 2011, 11:10:34 PM
Hope she didn't mess up the deer mount. These two definitely need two separate houses. The child will adapt.
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: mossy835 on December 16, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Quote from: TeocTom on December 15, 2011, 10:39:12 PM
Quote from: redarrow on December 15, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
For some reason the word horney comes to mind.

If that is the case then love hurts....

I believe there is a song for that!!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: gotcha on December 16, 2011, 02:55:44 PM
Bet he is glad he is not an elk hunter!
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: WyoHunter on December 16, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
Quote from: redarrow on December 15, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
For some reason the word horney comes to mind.
That's what I was thinking!
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: chatterbox on December 17, 2011, 12:44:49 PM
Or a moose hunter! Them paddles look like they would hurt!
Title: Re: Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend With Deer Antlers
Post by: turkey slayer on December 18, 2011, 08:32:29 AM
Quote from: Stoner on December 15, 2011, 03:15:54 PM
Good story of a getting beaten up by his ex-girlfriend with deer antlers. Cannot help but laugh at these stories. The cops see it all.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/deputies-zephyrhills-woman-jabbed-ex-with-antlers/1206265

Story reminded me of a story when I was practicing law. I represented the husband in a divorce case. The wife when she got ticked at him would pull off his prosthetic leg and beat him with it. During the trial when I was putting on the evidence why the marriage was irretrievably broken and the husband was describing how his leg was being pulled off and hit over the head with it. Poor Judge could not keep a straight face.


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