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Title: Growing old is not for wimps
Post by: Hognutz on November 04, 2011, 09:39:31 AM
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Title: Re: Growing old is not for wimps
Post by: Basser69 on November 04, 2011, 11:09:42 AM
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Post by: longspur on November 04, 2011, 11:39:07 AM
woooppps
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Post by: mossy835 on November 04, 2011, 11:57:19 AM
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Post by: TClark on November 04, 2011, 12:16:11 PM
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on November 04, 2011, 12:36:39 PM
I hate it when that happens!!!
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Post by: MarkJM on November 04, 2011, 01:01:42 PM
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Post by: hookedspur on November 04, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Its gettin to where a fellow cant even trust a fart anymore . :-[ :-[
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Post by: JELLYHEAD on November 04, 2011, 08:22:22 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:Walked like that myself ;D
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Post by: 4nwtf on November 04, 2011, 11:57:38 PM
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Post by: loner on November 05, 2011, 03:20:50 AM
ROTFLMAO! that is a classic.been there done that. :wave: :TooFunny:
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Post by: handcannon on November 05, 2011, 06:18:56 AM
Good stuff!
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on November 05, 2011, 09:35:42 AM
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on November 05, 2011, 05:26:33 PM
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Post by: chatterbox on November 05, 2011, 07:28:30 PM
Quote from: hookedspur on November 04, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Its gettin to where a fellow cant even trust a fart anymore . :-[ :-[
Couldn't have said it better myself! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
A painful image of Jay comes to mind........
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Post by: flintlock on November 05, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
LOL, now that is too funny!

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