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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: redarrow on October 13, 2011, 10:50:19 AM

Title: Government Investigates Rancher.
Post by: redarrow on October 13, 2011, 10:50:19 AM
           

            The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

             GOV'T AGENT:  "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

            RANCHER:  "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

            Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

             GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

            RANCHER: "That would be me."

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Post by: Hognutz on October 13, 2011, 10:57:02 AM
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Post by: socalturkeyman on October 13, 2011, 09:47:20 PM
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Post by: 3" 870 Shell Shucker on October 14, 2011, 05:37:57 AM
At least now I know that I'm not alone. :help:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 14, 2011, 06:53:23 AM
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Post by: chatterbox on October 14, 2011, 06:39:25 PM
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Post by: BOFF on October 14, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
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Thanks for the laugh.


God Bless,
David B.
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Post by: briancady on October 14, 2011, 09:52:44 PM
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Post by: Limbstrutter on October 14, 2011, 10:09:57 PM
Awesome ! Shared that with my friends . Lol
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