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Title: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: OLE RASPY on September 20, 2011, 08:10:20 PM
True story from a
Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised
(due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal weapon carry permit.
I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---
made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.

She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console.
Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all.
She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse.

I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said:

"Not a damn thing!"




Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: Hognutz on September 20, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
 :z-guntootsmiley: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 21, 2011, 05:54:07 AM
go granny go :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: nctrkyhntr on September 21, 2011, 10:38:51 AM
 :TooFunny:

Go Granny
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: stinkpickle on September 21, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
 :TooFunny:

(http://youtomb.mit.edu/thumbnail/YouTube/-/N/-NXtsloHH8o/cd506f7a92078dcf0cc34ef9c1f43a2f.jpg)

"...in the toodles!"
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: Dylan T on September 21, 2011, 12:17:36 PM
How fast can she draw though?!

:z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: Turkey Trot on September 24, 2011, 03:48:54 PM
That one has been reimagined and retold is several ways. 

The point is still a valid one; no citizen should be disarmed and in fear of the gubmint or crooks.
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: turkey slayer on September 24, 2011, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: Turkey Trot on September 24, 2011, 03:48:54 PM
That one has been reimagined and retold is several ways. 

The point is still a valid one; no citizen should be disarmed and in fear of the gubmint or crooks.
yea i've heard it before  still  my kind of granny!
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: briancady on September 24, 2011, 05:28:50 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Meanwhile in her '92 Cadillac DeVille
Post by: Crappiepro on September 24, 2011, 05:48:51 PM
"Go ahead and make her day!" LOL