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Title: tough bikers
Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 03, 2011, 01:16:11 AM

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.


The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had.  That's a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous.  Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"  (I sure didn't see that one coming.)



 

Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: chatterbox on September 03, 2011, 05:25:47 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: Ol'Mossy on September 03, 2011, 05:41:59 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: redarrow on September 03, 2011, 08:21:25 AM
I'd be willing to bet that nice friendly biker helped that he she off that bridge. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: Hognutz on September 03, 2011, 09:31:39 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: Snoody Bastid on September 05, 2011, 01:50:18 AM
HA!
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: mnturkey on September 06, 2011, 11:58:07 AM
gave me a little laugh.
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: handcannon on September 07, 2011, 06:36:29 PM
Nasty............but funny!
Title: Re: tough bikers
Post by: VAHUNTER on September 08, 2011, 07:13:38 AM
eeewwwwww. i believe i would have throwed him off the bridge!!!!
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