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Title: Best joke of 2011
Post by: OLE RASPY on August 27, 2011, 12:29:08 PM

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
There they see a red phone and ask what it's for. The Devil tells them
it's for calling Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When finished
the Devil informs him it cost a million dollars, and Putin writes
him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When finished the Devil informs her it cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.

George Bush gets his turn and talks four hours. When finished the
Devil tells him it cost is $5.00. He pays cash.

Putin and the Queen go ballistic, asking why Bush got to call the USA so
cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: Hognutz on August 27, 2011, 12:57:10 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: ILIKEHEVI-13 on August 27, 2011, 06:08:13 PM

Now that thar is funnie! :z-guntootsmiley:

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: M,Yingling on August 27, 2011, 06:31:33 PM

:lol: Ha Ha

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: Spellnj3 on August 27, 2011, 07:11:38 PM

So true!!

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: longspur on August 28, 2011, 08:10:00 AM

sad but true

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: doepee on August 28, 2011, 09:37:45 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: turkey slayer on August 28, 2011, 09:25:53 PM

that one is funny everytime i hear it.

Title: Re: Best joke of 2011
Post by: nctrkyhntr on August 30, 2011, 09:31:40 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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