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Title: Ole fills in..
Post by: Hognutz on August 13, 2011, 10:59:52 AM

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of Three patients.


'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' Asks the doctor..
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:

HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes!!



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Post by: doepee on August 13, 2011, 11:29:10 AM
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Post by: BOFF on August 13, 2011, 12:43:10 PM
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Thanks for the laugh!!



God Bless,

David B.
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Post by: mossy835 on August 13, 2011, 02:25:17 PM
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Post by: barry on August 13, 2011, 05:15:02 PM
Hehehe!
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Post by: longspur on August 14, 2011, 03:33:04 AM
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Post by: chatterbox on August 14, 2011, 05:23:35 AM
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