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Title: Warning For Men
Post by: Hognutz on July 28, 2011, 09:31:54 AM
Subject: Warning for Men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look) When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Jun. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Jul. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: 4nwtf on July 28, 2011, 09:37:55 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  I just remembered that I need a couple of things from Lowe's and Walmart!!! ;D
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: lightsoutcalls on July 28, 2011, 09:54:36 AM
A good solution to being "taken advantage of"... Take your wife along. 
;)
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: VaTuRkStOmPeR on July 28, 2011, 10:00:51 AM
Lost that 11 pouds just from all that "running back and forth between lowe's, home depot and costco," ehhhhh???? :toothy12: :toothy12:

Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: rtsj on July 28, 2011, 10:14:15 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: mossy835 on July 28, 2011, 10:22:41 AM
So that is why my wife will not let me go to the store alone anymore and hides my wallet?

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: CASH on July 28, 2011, 10:53:12 AM
Quote from: lightsoutcalls on July 28, 2011, 09:54:36 AM
A good solution to being "taken advantage of"... Take your wife along. 
;)


Come on Wendell, don't spoil all the fun!   :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: lightsoutcalls on July 28, 2011, 11:10:46 AM
I didn't mean to be a funsucker.  (term I learned from my teenage daughters)  :)
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: hookedspur on July 28, 2011, 11:20:55 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: Turkey Trot on July 29, 2011, 02:13:57 PM
That is the cleanest rendition of the story that I have read.

We laugh, but I have two friends that had very similar things happen to them in New Orleans.  One of them went back to his room with one girl, the other with two.  Neither one of those guys has a lick of sense when they drink, and it it worse when they are around women.

The one guy from S. GA was in NOLA on business and went back with two.  They slipped him a Mickey and did some salacious things before he passed out.  He woke up with no wallet, no cc's, no money, and no watch.  They stole his company cc, so he had to tell some creative stories to take care of that cancellation, and had to walk the tightrope to get by until he could get replacement cc's sent to him by overnight mail.

The other guy is from N. GA and picked up one woman.  She did some sweet things and slipped him a mickey.  He woke up with no wallet or money either, but one other little parting gift.  He had a bunch of chewed bubble gum stuffed into his ummm, how do I state it in polite terms....anal margin.  I guess he ended up getting a "Brazilian" the hard way.  :D
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: Basser69 on July 29, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: Hognutz on July 29, 2011, 03:06:22 PM
Now that's hilarious. The dummies should know better..
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: Ol'Mossy on July 29, 2011, 03:34:50 PM
LMAO to both stories
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: barry on July 29, 2011, 04:35:09 PM
Well that will break me from ever chewing bubble gum again! Dangit Man!!!
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: Turkey Trot on July 30, 2011, 03:15:03 PM
Quote from: barry on July 29, 2011, 04:35:09 PM
Well that will break me from ever chewing bubble gum again! Dangit Man!!!

You certainly don't want to pass any gas with that gum installed. ;D
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: beagler on July 30, 2011, 03:52:33 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: strutnva on July 30, 2011, 07:09:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 30, 2011, 07:19:38 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Warning For Men
Post by: turkey slayer on July 31, 2011, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: barry on July 29, 2011, 04:35:09 PM
Well that will break me from ever chewing bubble gum again! Dangit Man!!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: