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Title: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: Hognutz on July 25, 2011, 12:48:37 PM

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door,

wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes...

Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, (You'll love this.)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: hookedspur on July 25, 2011, 12:57:12 PM

:TooFunny: :icon_thumright:

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: doepee on July 25, 2011, 02:26:09 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: lightsoutcalls on July 25, 2011, 03:06:55 PM

First off, please, don't post pictures of yourself in that get-up.

Secondly, your husband? Do they allow that in your state?

;D

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: Hognutz on July 25, 2011, 03:20:44 PM

I am just the messenger. No pictures, though. I broke a heel last night and it wouldn't be the same if I were to wear pumps..

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: chatterbox on July 25, 2011, 04:34:01 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: CSAW on July 25, 2011, 04:57:47 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: mossy835 on July 25, 2011, 07:45:38 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: surehuntsalot on July 25, 2011, 09:19:49 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: Jay on July 25, 2011, 09:21:55 PM

;D Now that's funny.

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: turkey slayer on July 25, 2011, 09:41:46 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: JVA54 on July 25, 2011, 10:27:17 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: BOFF on July 25, 2011, 11:00:10 PM

I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle? :toothy12:

God Bless,
David B.

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: LX_Trkyhntr on July 26, 2011, 09:49:19 AM

Quote from: BOFF on July 25, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle? :toothy12:

God Bless,
David B.

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: Hognutz on July 26, 2011, 10:17:34 AM

Quote from: LX_Trkyhntr on July 26, 2011, 09:49:19 AM
Quote from: BOFF on July 25, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle? :toothy12:

God Bless,
David B.

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Oh you guys

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: lightsoutcalls on July 26, 2011, 12:11:49 PM

Quote from: Hognutz on July 25, 2011, 12:48:37 PM

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

The next morning, when the police entered the house, the garbage disposal was still running...

Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: Basser69 on July 26, 2011, 02:02:04 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 26, 2011, 02:16:09 PM

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Title: Re: Spicing up the relationship
Post by: davisd9 on July 26, 2011, 03:23:39 PM

:TooFunny:

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