One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to investigate. He asked one man, 'Why are you eating
grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to
eat grass.' 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you,' the lawyer said. 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree.' 'Bring them along,' the lawyer
replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us,
also..' The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!' 'Bring them all, as well,' the
lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you.' The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my
place...The grass is almost a foot high.'
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Sounds about right. :toothy12:
That must have been John Edwards.
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They should take all lawyers put them in a room turn the light off lock the door and leave.