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Hate to say it fellers, but we are currently getting schooled by the competition.  I am assuming (hoping) that some of our teammates have tagged some gobblers and have just not had time to post the necessary pictures and scores.  If that is not the case, us GOATS may be in for a looonnngg off-season after this contest is over!    ;D  :D

Oh well, I've been very entertained for the last month. I would suppose there's a lot more comedy to come at our expense. I know some of our new England team members just started hunting a couple days ago, I have faith in them. If our teams season is going anything like mine I understand why we're in this position. I sing the old Hee Haw song on the way out every morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIKE9p5SEw

Bossman,
It's well known that my only reposibility is to be  the face of this team. (A good-looking one at that). The team doesn't realize how lucky it was that someone let me borrow a turkey to get my pitchure taken with.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

 


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Yap, one of my favorites  :fire:

I prefer fried. Extra crispy please.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Quote from: Happy on May 13, 2024, 07:02:28 PMI prefer fried. Extra crispy please.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Delusional Princess club

just like your brain, fried and extra crispy... :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:

I am ok with being a little slow. I have my good looks to fall back on, thankfully.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Don't be so hard on yourselves. You're doing better than our great new Longbeard team, but that's to be expected. You are indeed elite hunters bound by high ethics however we are super elite hunters bound by high ethics and our wives.  :help:

Quote from: Zobo on May 15, 2024, 04:49:23 PMDon't be so hard on yourselves. You're doing better than our great new Longbeard team, but that's to be expected. You are indeed elite hunters bound by high ethics however we are super elite hunters bound by high ethics and our wives.  :help:

I feel just fine. I am having fun and my pictures look great, as usual. I would think you super elite, alpha males would have set some parameters with your wives by now, though. Mine knows what she has and ain't gonna risk rocking the boat over some turkey hunting. Here's a secret, you just gotta tell her that you'll cook some turkey nuggets for her with your shirt off. That should seal the deal for ya.

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Good to see you're still out there somewhere Jeff.  Hope you and all the Flockers are doing well!   :icon_thumright:  ;D  :)
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All right Grumpies! time in start rattling that cage, Jim it's getting close to that time where you have to wake up your crew.

Grumpies must still be hibernating!!

Quote from: JeffC on January 09, 2025, 07:42:56 AMGrumpies must still be hibernating!!

Already trying to stir the pot I see, Jeff...  ;D
I haven't started trying to herd up the cats yet.  You?...You heard much from your flock?

See Muzzy posted recently, lacire was "talked into" coming back last year, didn't sound to promising this year? I guess we will see who shows up in the upcoming weeks? Know a few guys disappeared during contest last year. So I am here to wake Happless and Cranky up, makes the time go by faster. 

Getting closer Grummpies!! :turkey2:

WAKE UP Grummpies!! I got a great roost site to share with you!!

I see you found you some birds. Those are some fine looking birds but not sure how you score them.

Happless doesn't care about scores, he just wants the meat... :you_rock: 

Daggone right. Just leave a bony carcass!

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Happless selfie  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:

I shore is purdy!

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Getting closer!!

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Come on Grummpies, time to open the gate and figure out what the plans are for another year!!

I am really good-looking. That's the only plan I need. Things tend to go best when I just wing it anyway.

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I see your still visiting the neighborhood "weed patch"

I like this newest banner

That is what happens when your overdosed on oatmeal creme pies, someone bought a whole case and had a bunch left over and decided to have a party. pounding 10 oatmeal creme pies chased with double chocolate milk....a small word of advice, don't plan on driving home.

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Goats On Acid Talkin' Sh**

Hey fellas, welcome back.

I saw on the news that Cranky got stuck trying to roost some turkeys!! :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:

Cranky is just fine. That's just him checking the results of his latest TSS load. There was a target on that tree.

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