Title: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 05:17:05 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 05:17:05 AM
I guess ole Roost1 scared all you big talkers off. Thats ok, I wouldnt want one of these pot calls to fall into the wrong hands. I could be charged with accomplice to a turkey slaughter. :funnyturkey: Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: reflexl on March 21, 2024, 08:39:42 AM
Post by: reflexl on March 21, 2024, 08:39:42 AM
Roost does good to find the bathroom in the middle of the night much less a turkey.
We not skeeered of him!
Roost- I have a major problem!
What is it?
Roost- I have to poop at 8:00 A.M. evey morning!
How is that a problem?
Roost- I don't wake up till 9:00!
We not skeeered of him!
Roost- I have a major problem!
What is it?
Roost- I have to poop at 8:00 A.M. evey morning!
How is that a problem?
Roost- I don't wake up till 9:00!
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 01:21:34 PM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 01:21:34 PM
Was there a wager in that post that I missed? Asking for a friend. Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: JeffC on March 21, 2024, 05:34:54 PM
Post by: JeffC on March 21, 2024, 05:34:54 PM
dont mind "Reject" this time of year when their (Grumpies) meds wear off they get delusional, just start incoherent rambling.
On a better note, see your getting more snow, when are you headed South? Probably not soon enough :toothy12:
On a better note, see your getting more snow, when are you headed South? Probably not soon enough :toothy12:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 08:16:01 PM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 08:16:01 PM
Only a dusting today, Saturday is up in the air. Hunting 10-12 April
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: reflexl on March 22, 2024, 11:25:25 AM
Post by: reflexl on March 22, 2024, 11:25:25 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 21, 2024, 01:21:34 PM
Was there a wager in that post that I missed? Asking for a friend. Z
I am not sure its fair to bet on what time ole Jeffy gonna poop. I am sticking with 8:00.
What is the bet? A new pack of Angel Soft TP?
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 22, 2024, 11:56:40 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 22, 2024, 11:56:40 AM
How about me and my best 2 teammates against anyone plus their best 2? It keeps it interesting. And I only shoot jakes, so it all evens out. Z :funnyturkey:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: reflexl on March 22, 2024, 02:02:14 PM
Post by: reflexl on March 22, 2024, 02:02:14 PM
I used to shoot jakes. I found out they were actually parots in disguise.
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
If it was a best-looking competition, I would have taken you and your two teamates up on it. I wouldn't even need backup.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 08:35:36 PM
Post by: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
If it was a best-looking competition, I would have taken you and your two teamates up on it. I wouldn't even need backup.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
If it was a most intelligent competition, ditto
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: crow on March 22, 2024, 08:55:12 PM
Post by: crow on March 22, 2024, 08:55:12 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 08:35:36 PMQuote from: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
If it was a best-looking competition, I would have taken you and your two teamates up on it. I wouldn't even need backup.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
If it was a most intelligent competition, everybody would find out my dad paid off my teacher so I could graduate from the 8th grade
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2024, 09:04:05 PM
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2024, 09:04:05 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 08:35:36 PMQuote from: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
If it was a best-looking competition, I would have taken you and your two teamates up on it. I wouldn't even need backup.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
If it was a most intelligent competition, ditto
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 09:12:04 PM
Post by: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 09:12:04 PM
Quote from: crow on March 22, 2024, 08:55:12 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 22, 2024, 08:35:36 PMQuote from: Happy on March 22, 2024, 05:26:38 PM
If it was a best-looking competition, I would have taken you and your two teamates up on it. I wouldn't even need backup.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
If it was a most intelligent competition, everybody would find out my dad paid off my teacher so I could graduate from the 8th grade
Well, that was nice of him. My dad only opened his wallet for cheap booze and dog food. :camohat:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 23, 2024, 07:44:54 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 23, 2024, 07:44:54 AM
It's ok guys, i got a taker. My dog stepped up, and unsurprisingly, he started talking smack immediately. Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 26, 2024, 06:07:21 PM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 26, 2024, 06:07:21 PM
Really, is Roost1 that intimidating? :OGturkeyhead: Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Happy on March 26, 2024, 07:11:37 PM
Post by: Happy on March 26, 2024, 07:11:37 PM
He doesn't intimidate me in the least. This turkey deal isn't competition to me. I don't give a flip about turkey scores. I just score them to be a good teamate. I am just here to look good and laugh. In that order.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: crow on March 26, 2024, 10:07:00 PM
Post by: crow on March 26, 2024, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 26, 2024, 07:11:37 PM
He doesn't intimidate me in the least. This turkey deal isn't competition to me. I don't give a flip about turkey scores. I just score them to be a good teamate. I am just here to look good and laugh. In that order.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
:icon_thumright:
Also good looking and titanium level member of the Elitist club
P.S., I'm age reversing, if I decide to shave and get a haircut I would be closing in on platinum level
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: JeffC on March 27, 2024, 07:50:31 AM
Post by: JeffC on March 27, 2024, 07:50:31 AM
I'm just here to poke the Grummpies!! :you_rock:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 27, 2024, 10:41:55 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 27, 2024, 10:41:55 AM
Seems ole Roost1 hits a nerve with some. I don't know why, he is a good fella. Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 11:04:26 AM
Post by: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 11:04:26 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 link=topic=117440.msg1181437 :lol: :lol: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :lol: :lol:#msg1181437 date=1711550515
Seems ole Roost1 hits a nerve with some. I don't know why, he is a good fella. Z
What??? How is my name being brought in to this??
I'm just here to meet new people, aggravate ol reflex and
Win a contest. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 27, 2024, 12:37:40 PM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 27, 2024, 12:37:40 PM
I'm glad you are here and on my team bro. I just can't get any suckers to make a friendly wager with cuz they are afraid of you. :OGturkeyhead: Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: cannonball on March 27, 2024, 01:45:00 PM
Post by: cannonball on March 27, 2024, 01:45:00 PM
Z, please pick me for your team. I'm not near as intimidating as our other Roaring 20's teammates. I've only got one good arm and will be shooting left handed with a fur-ten. I'm not a member of the elitist club, heck I was kicked out of 4-H at age ten. Apparently I don't play well with others and have an all around bad attitude. I'm definitely not good looking like happy, I was once disqualified in an ugly contest for being a professional. If they are still "skeered" I will even leave my trumpets at home and carry a kazoo.
:funnyturkey:
:funnyturkey:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: crow on March 27, 2024, 01:59:32 PM
Post by: crow on March 27, 2024, 01:59:32 PM
Quote from: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 11:04:26 AMQuote from: zelmo1 link=topic=117440.msg1181437 :lol: :lol: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :lol: :lol:#msg1181437 date=1711550515
Seems ole Roost1 hits a nerve with some. I don't know why, he is a good fella. Z
What??? How is my name being brought in to this??
I'm just here to meet new people, aggravate ol reflex and
Win a contest. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Your name was mentioned somewhere in some thread, somebody typed some of your gobblers had pellet holes coming out of the top of their feet :newmascot:
I wouldn't sweat it, probably just a rumor
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 02:19:36 PM
Post by: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 02:19:36 PM
Quote from: crow on March 27, 2024, 01:59:32 PMQuote from: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 11:04:26 AMQuote from: zelmo1 link=topic=117440.msg1181437 :lol: :lol: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :lol: :lol:#msg1181437 date=1711550515
Seems ole Roost1 hits a nerve with some. I don't know why, he is a good fella. Z
What??? How is my name being brought in to this??
I'm just here to meet new people, aggravate ol reflex and
Win a contest. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Your name was mentioned somewhere in some thread, somebody typed some of your gobblers had pellet holes coming out of the top of their feet :newmascot:
I wouldn't sweat it, probably just a rumor
I'm trying to play nicely for now, However if I come across a 70+ bird I might become hard to deal with. :goofball:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Happy on March 27, 2024, 05:04:50 PM
Post by: Happy on March 27, 2024, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: cannonball on March 27, 2024, 01:45:00 PMMan, I would have you as an honorary member in a heartbeat. Being good-looking is a combination of genetics and hard work. The Elitist portion is easy. Just hold yourself to a slightly higher personal standard, and when asked what you would do in a certain scenario, answer honestly. This will be sure to offend a few, and you will be initiated and in the club quickly.
Z, please pick me for your team. I'm not near as intimidating as our other Roaring 20's teammates. I've only got one good arm and will be shooting left handed with a fur-ten. I'm not a member of the elitist club, heck I was kicked out of 4-H at age ten. Apparently I don't play well with others and have an all around bad attitude. I'm definitely not good looking like happy, I was once disqualified in an ugly contest for being a professional. If they are still "skeered" I will even leave my trumpets at home and carry a kazoo.
:funnyturkey:
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: reflexl on March 27, 2024, 05:09:58 PM
Post by: reflexl on March 27, 2024, 05:09:58 PM
Quote from: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 02:19:36 PMQuote from: crow on March 27, 2024, 01:59:32 PMQuote from: Roost 1 on March 27, 2024, 11:04:26 AMQuote from: zelmo1 link=topic=117440.msg1181437 :lol: :lol: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :lol: :lol:#msg1181437 date=1711550515
Seems ole Roost1 hits a nerve with some. I don't know why, he is a good fella. Z
What??? How is my name being brought in to this??
I'm just here to meet new people, aggravate ol reflex and
Win a contest. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Your name was mentioned somewhere in some thread, somebody typed some of your gobblers had pellet holes coming out of the top of their feet :newmascot:
I wouldn't sweat it, probably just a rumor
I'm trying to play nicely for now, However if I come across a 70+ bird I might become hard to deal with. :goofball:
If you ran into a 70 point bird it would be in the ostrich pin at the local zoo. That's alright though. Shannon might let you score it.
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Zobo on March 27, 2024, 09:30:00 PM
Post by: Zobo on March 27, 2024, 09:30:00 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 27, 2024, 05:04:50 PMQuote from: cannonball on March 27, 2024, 01:45:00 PMMan, I would have you as an honorary member in a heartbeat. Being good-looking is a combination of genetics and hard work. The Elitist portion is easy. Just hold yourself to a slightly higher personal standard, and when asked what you would do in a certain scenario, answer honestly. This will be sure to offend a few, and you will be initiated and in the club quickly.
Z, please pick me for your team. I'm not near as intimidating as our other Roaring 20's teammates. I've only got one good arm and will be shooting left handed with a fur-ten. I'm not a member of the elitist club, heck I was kicked out of 4-H at age ten. Apparently I don't play well with others and have an all around bad attitude. I'm definitely not good looking like happy, I was once disqualified in an ugly contest for being a professional. If they are still "skeered" I will even leave my trumpets at home and carry a kazoo.
:funnyturkey:
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Hard work?
I don't know, I was told at a young age that you can't fix ugly. It's one of the reasons I've been living in a state of depression for the last 50 years :camohat:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on March 28, 2024, 06:04:15 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on March 28, 2024, 06:04:15 AM
Cannonball , you are already on the team bro. We stick together. I would shoot a .410 to show solidarity but I currently dont have one. I have to disagree on what an " elitist" is. Its not what you think, its how you project it. Delivery means a lot. :z-twocents: Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Happy on March 28, 2024, 10:34:11 AM
Post by: Happy on March 28, 2024, 10:34:11 AM
It's all good Z. 
I just like flinging crap back over the fence to were it came from. How others do things isn't my concern. I hope everyone has a great season a d makes a lot of memories.
Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
I just like flinging crap back over the fence to were it came from. How others do things isn't my concern. I hope everyone has a great season a d makes a lot of memories.Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Yoder409 on May 05, 2024, 01:49:48 PM
Post by: Yoder409 on May 05, 2024, 01:49:48 PM
Wow..........
Not sure how I've overlooked such an important exchange amongst the elitists......
Not sure how I've overlooked such an important exchange amongst the elitists......
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on May 13, 2024, 07:23:03 AM
Post by: zelmo1 on May 13, 2024, 07:23:03 AM
Only thing elite about me is my wife :z-flirtysmile3: Z
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Yoder409 on May 14, 2024, 05:37:32 AM
Post by: Yoder409 on May 14, 2024, 05:37:32 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on May 13, 2024, 07:23:03 AMOnly thing elite about me is my wife :z-flirtysmile3: Z
Oh, GEEZ !!!!!!! ::) Brown noser...... ;D
You're trying to get her to let you buy a new .410 ain't ya ?? :TooFunny:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: Tom007 on May 14, 2024, 06:18:19 AM
Post by: Tom007 on May 14, 2024, 06:18:19 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on May 14, 2024, 05:37:32 AMQuote from: zelmo1 on May 13, 2024, 07:23:03 AMOnly thing elite about me is my wife :z-flirtysmile3: Z
Oh, GEEZ !!!!!!! ::) Brown noser...... ;D
You're trying to get her to let you buy a new .410 ain't ya ?? :TooFunny:
Smart man, he knows where is bread is buttered! :drool:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: JeffC on May 14, 2024, 07:43:33 AM
Post by: JeffC on May 14, 2024, 07:43:33 AM
He's trying to get the Push-pin back from her after almost losing it!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: No( friendly or unfriendly) Wagers this year
Post by: zelmo1 on May 15, 2024, 05:06:20 PM
Post by: zelmo1 on May 15, 2024, 05:06:20 PM
Don't mistake fat for stupid peeps :funnyturkey: Z