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Title: The day Mr. Wallace's Private Part died.
Post by: Hognutz on July 14, 2011, 07:51:54 PM
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.  He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.  Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'


(You've gotta love this.)
 



' Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'


Title: Re: The day Mr. Wallace's Private Part died.
Post by: guesswho on July 14, 2011, 08:15:44 PM
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Post by: Jay on July 14, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
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Post by: gatrkyhntr70 on July 14, 2011, 08:28:16 PM
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Post by: harvester on July 14, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
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Post by: Basser69 on July 14, 2011, 09:16:27 PM
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Post by: Crappiepro on July 14, 2011, 09:17:08 PM
Boy thats a goodin!!
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Post by: flintlock on July 14, 2011, 09:18:15 PM
Dude, Where do you find this crazy stuff?  FUNNY AS ALL GET_OUT!  
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Post by: doepee on July 14, 2011, 09:45:27 PM
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Post by: TheTwistedOne on July 14, 2011, 09:49:06 PM
Made me laugh!
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Post by: JVA54 on July 14, 2011, 10:16:22 PM
 
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Post by: OLE RASPY on July 15, 2011, 08:59:42 AM
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Title: Re: The day Mr. Wallace's Private Part died.
Post by: TheTwistedOne on July 15, 2011, 10:50:38 AM
The next day his two pallbearers were his closest neighbors.  The third didn't show up because he was an (you know).
Title: Re: The day Mr. Wallace's Private Part died.
Post by: longspur on July 15, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
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Post by: BOFF on July 16, 2011, 12:37:28 AM
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Thanks for the laugh!!



God Bless,
David B.
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Post by: strutnva on July 16, 2011, 08:37:08 AM
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Post by: chatterbox on July 16, 2011, 03:47:29 PM
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Post by: socalturkeyman on July 16, 2011, 06:40:46 PM
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Post by: 4nwtf on July 19, 2011, 12:54:13 AM
I read this to my wife and she busted out laughing!!
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