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Title: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: jhoward11 on October 25, 2023, 10:47:08 AM
Fellas, I need help!!! I have 5 pair of boots, racks of hunting clothes, 3 vests, 23 guns, 10 pot calls, 3 box calls, un-godly number of mouth calls, Shells out my backside, 15 strikers, 4 pop-up blinds, 5 decoys, and can go on and on. Told buddy the other day the NWTF is only 4 months away and do we want to make plans for the wife's to go with us and they can go shopping while we go pick up some stuff at the convention. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED???  I've got it bad! I should probably go talk to someone!
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Greg Massey on October 25, 2023, 10:57:02 AM
I like the part where your telling the wives to go shopping without y'all ... No need for them to see everything you buy ... LOL
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Yoder409 on October 25, 2023, 10:58:40 AM
Only THREE box calls ???    :o

You need to get on the stick, brother !!!!!   That'll NEVER do..........

:TooFunny:
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: boatpaddle on October 25, 2023, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on October 25, 2023, 10:58:40 AM
Only THREE box calls ???    :o

You need to get on the stick, brother !!!!!   That'll NEVER do..........

:TooFunny:
Ahhhh Grasshopper,

You can add a bunch of paddle calls along with 2 dozen more box calls...

Get a scratch box, a tube call, some wingbones, a bunch of trumpets...

Why have an orchestra,  when you can a symphony???

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Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: 310 gauge on October 25, 2023, 12:24:17 PM
Only 10 Pots and 15 Strikers????  I couldn't even sleep at night......HAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Tail Feathers on October 25, 2023, 03:43:17 PM
JHOWARD, you are good to go in the gun department, until something better comes along, but you are lacking a bit in pot and box calls.  And if you don't have some scratch boxes, trumpets, wingbones...why I shudder to think what you may need to buy!

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Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: tal on October 25, 2023, 04:03:58 PM
 The people I talk to tell me to buy more! It's easy to quit buying calls, I've done it lots of times.
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: boatpaddle on October 25, 2023, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: tal on October 25, 2023, 04:03:58 PM
The people I talk to tell me to buy more! It's easy to quit buying calls, I've done it lots of times.
Lol..

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Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Tom007 on October 25, 2023, 05:12:56 PM
We all have the same sickness :OGani:
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Boykin Hollow on October 25, 2023, 05:55:17 PM
There is always room for one more gun. Just bring it in and put it in the gun safe while the wife is away, she will never notice another one !!!!
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Greg Massey on October 25, 2023, 06:53:31 PM
Quote from: tal on October 25, 2023, 04:03:58 PM
The people I talk to tell me to buy more! It's easy to quit buying calls, I've done it lots of times.


NOW THIS IS  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Sir-diealot on October 26, 2023, 12:39:57 PM
Only 3 box calls and 15 strikers? This simply does not compute!!! I have at least 8 box calls and over 100 strikers and I am poor white trash.

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Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: crow on October 26, 2023, 02:45:02 PM
Quote from: tal on October 25, 2023, 04:03:58 PM
The people I talk to tell me to buy more! It's easy to quit buying calls, I've done it lots of times.




Flounder, your first mistake was listening to. us  :D
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Chief Razor on October 26, 2023, 03:07:11 PM
I don't see a problem requiring further assistance or conversation.  It all seems quite reasonable to me.
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: zelmo1 on October 26, 2023, 05:48:32 PM
Your issue is your conscience, it needs recalibration. Z
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: Cut N Run on October 27, 2023, 08:29:17 AM
Yeah, it takes one to know one. 

I also have WAY more gear than I need to hunt.  What's missing most are the time and places to use it all.

Jim
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: topnotch on October 27, 2023, 09:26:43 AM
Invest your money at the Unicio show in January instead of blowing your money at the convention.
Title: Re: What's wrong with me? Can't help myself!
Post by: NCL on October 27, 2023, 11:36:05 AM
You all are braver than me, I am afraid to count how many calls and strikers.